i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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