The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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