well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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