love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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