i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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