And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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