The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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