Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
