So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
her vagine was all disorganized.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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