She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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