Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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