Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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