The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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