i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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