Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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