would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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