Got a toothbrush?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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