Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
