Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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