I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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