i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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