We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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