just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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