how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
