I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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