No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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