Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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