The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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