Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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