Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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