all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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