i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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