people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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