You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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