BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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