I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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