apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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