If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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