Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
sex in a hospital.. check
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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