guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
