Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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