Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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