just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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