I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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