What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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