people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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