he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It was like giving head to a cactus.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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