You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
