plz talk dirty to me
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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