Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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