it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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