it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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