:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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